Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Hope I Don't Fart In Your Face!

Posted by Wes at 8:10 PM

I can't fathom the ability of people to make awkward situations awkward-er. A girl yesterday, while i was in the midst of the noble duty of burning a wart off of her 'hoo-ha', says to me: "I bet you hope I don't fart in your face!". I was not amused. How the hell am I supposed to respond to that? "Gosh, I hope I don't slip with this thermos full of liquid nitrogen I'm holding"?



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2 Comments:

  1. Lauren said...
    February 11, 2009  
    Gosh, Wes. When you told me you posted something, I never expected something so profound!! Bravo. :)
    Anonymous said...
    February 13, 2009  
    Ha! Get used to patients saying surprising things to you. Yesterday I had a patient ask me where I got my hair cut. After I told her, she said, "well, it looks absolutely terrible. It's all chopped up - looks just hacked to pieces. In fact, it looks like a rat has been chewing on your hair."

    I'm not making this up.
    Actually, I thought it was quite funny. The very next day another patient asked me where I got my hair cut. I said, Oh, does it look really bad? She replied, "No, I love it. I wish I could get my hair to do that."

    Go figure.

    Judy

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