Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I can't fathom the ability of people to make awkward situations awkward-er. A girl yesterday, while i was in the midst of the noble duty of burning a wart off of her 'hoo-ha', says to me: "I bet you hope I don't fart in your face!". I was not amused. How the hell am I supposed to respond to that? "Gosh, I hope I don't slip with this thermos full of liquid nitrogen I'm holding"?



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